domingo, 16 de junho de 2019

Pontes por esse mundo.

Helix Bridge - Singapore

Shaped like a twisting strand of DNA, the Helix Bridge opened in 2010 as the world’s first curved bridge. The pedestrian-only bridge is designed with an illuminated walkway wrapped in four inners spirals (to represent the four bases of DNA) of glass and steel. Linking Marina Centre with Marina South, the bridge offers beautiful views of the Singapore skyline, Gardens by the Bay nature park and Marina Bay Sands mega-resort, particularly from its four viewing platforms.

Several times per year, artwork from local artists is displayed in an outdoor gallery.

Puente de la Mujer - Buenos Aires, Argentina

Designed by famed architect Santiago Calatrava, the Puente de la Mujer was completed in 2001 and is known for its swinging footbridge, which rotates 90 degrees to allow boats through. The bridge’s asymmetrical design is meant to evoke a couple dancing the tango, though some say it looks more like a fishhook, sail or harp.

The 335-foot-long bridge was built to better connect the city's port area, the Puerto Madero, with the rest of the city. It’s since become a symbol of Buenos Aires, and is beautifully illuminated each evening.

Fun fact: In English, the bridge’s name translates to “Woman’s Bridge,” a nod to Puerto Madero, where several streets are named after famous women.

Brooklyn Bridge - New York, New York

More than 120,00 vehicles, 4,000 pedestrians and 3,100 cyclists cross over the East River from Brooklyn to Manhattan via the Brooklyn Bridge every day, but when the bridge was completed in 1883, people were a little less sure about it. After a woman fell down a staircase on the bridge, the ensuing panic caused 12 people to be crushed to death. Later, a parade of 12 elephants was led across the bridge in a stunt designed to show people how safe it was.

One of the oldest suspension bridges in the U.S., the bridge is a National Historic Landmark, and one of New York’s most popular attractions. It’s appeared on screen in movies ranging from “Moonstruck” and “Sex and the City” to “Ghostbusters” and “Spiderman.”

Golden Bridge - Da Nang, Vietnam

Located in the Bà Nà Hills of central Vietnam, Cau Vang, or the Golden Bridge, is a 490-foot-long pedestrian bridge and scenic overlook. The bridge, which sits 3,200 feet above sea level, opened in June 2018, and photos of the one-of-a-kind structure instantly went viral.

Not only is the bridge impressively located high above the trees, but the walkway appears to be held up by two massive stone hands. The area around the bridge, formerly the site of an American army base, has been a tourist attraction for decades, replete with a cable car, gardens, replica French medieval village and wax museum. Now, thanks to this striking bridge, it’s become an even more popular spot.

Langkawi Sky Bridge - Langkawi, Malaysia

Completed in 2004, the Langkawi Sky Bridge is the longest free span and curved suspension bridge in the world. Hanging 2,200 feet — nearly the length of a football field — in the air, the 400-foot-long bridge sits on top of Machinchang mountain and offers incredible views of the lush green jungle below.

To reach the bridge, visitors first take the Langkawi Cable Car to the top station, and then ride the SkyGlide lift the rest of the way up. The pedestrian-only bridge can accommodate 250 people at once and includes two large viewing platforms at either end.

Tsing Ma - Hong Kong

Connecting Hong Kong and Lantau Island, the Tsing Ma bridge is the longest suspension bridge that carries both rail and road traffic. The double-decker bridge was completed in 1997 at a cost of $920 million, and its opening was attended by former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

The bridge runs 1.3 miles and is closed to foot traffic, so to see it up close, you’ll need to be traveling by car or train. Alternatively, check it out from the viewing platform at the Lantau Link Visitor Centre or from Ma Wan Beach.

Tower Bridge - London, England

A Gothic-style bascule (similar to a drawbridge) and suspension bridge, the Tower Bridge was built from 1886 to 1894 across the city’s Thames River. It consists of two towers connected at the top by two horizontal walkways (one of which is glass), and a bascule that pivots to raise the road and allow ships to sail through.

The two towers, walkways and Victorian engine room can only be visited as part of the ticketed Tower Bridge Exhibition, but the rest of the bridge is accessible to cars and pedestrians crossing the river.

Seven Mile Bridge - Florida Keys, Florida

Stretching from Marathon, Florida to Little Duck Key, southern Florida’s Seven Mile Bridge was one of the longest bridges in the world when it opened in 1912. Part of the Overseas Highway, today it actually consists of two parallel bridges: the older bridge (originally named the Knights Key-Pigeon Key-Moser Channel-Pacet Channel Bridge), which is only open to pedestrians and cyclists, and a modern section — finished in 1982 — exclusively open to cars. Both touch low to the ocean, creating the sense that you’re gliding over the sea.

The old section is currently closed for repairs until 2021, but when open, it’s a popular spot for fishing, running and cycling over the beautiful blue waters of the Atlantic.

Millau Viaduct Bridge - Millau, France

Rising 1,125 feet — taller than the Eiffel Tower — the Millau Viaduct is the world's highest vehicular bridge. Building it cost more than $600 million and took 17 years, but the wait was worth it.

The bridge opened in 2004 and has since become a regional tourist attraction, drawing crowds who come to canoe beneath it, hang glide above it or simply admire this architectural wonder from afar. It’s at its most spectacular when fog rolls into the valley, often appearing as though it’s floating above the clouds.

Golden Gate Bridge - San Francisco, California

Completed in 1937, the Golden Gate Bridge is one of the most recognizable structures in the world and has been named one of the Wonders of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers. The 4,200-foot-long suspension span — which set records when it opened — runs across the Golden Gate Strait, and connects the city of San Francisco to Marin County.

More than 200,000 people crossed the bridge on the day it opened; today, more than 112,000 cars and 27,000 pedestrians and bikers traverse it every day, often while shrouded in the city’s notorious fog.

Ponte Vecchio - Florence, Italy

Florence’s oldest bridge (and oldest in the narrow category of “stone, closed-spandrel segmental arch bridge” in Europe), the Ponte Vecchio is a medieval bridge that dates back to 1345. It’s distinguished not only by history, but by the shops that line its span. Originally, these outposts were occupied by butchers, and then later, jewelers and art dealers; now they are filled mostly with trinket and souvenir stores.

During WWII, Hitler deemed the bridge important enough that he ordered his troops to leave it unscathed, but it was nearly destroyed by floods two decades later in 1966. Today, it’s one of Florence’s most recognizable landmarks and popular tourist attractions.

Széchenyi Chain Bridge - Budapest, Hungary

When it opened in 1849, this bridge crossing the Danube River connected the separate cities of "Buda" and "Pest," now united as Hungary's capital. During WWII, the bridge was completely destroyed; only the pillars were left standing. It was rebuilt in 1947 and today, with its stone lions on either side of the entrance, it is an enduring symbol of Budapest.

The bridge is particularly popular with locals and visitors at night, when it’s beautifully illuminated, and during the many summer festivals held on it.

Sydney Harbour Bridge - Sydney, Australia

Nicknamed "The Coathanger" for its arched design, the Sydney Harbour Bridge is as synonymous with Australia as kangaroos. It took 1,400 workers eight years to build this architectural beauty, which opened in 1932. It hold several records, including the sixth longest spanning-arch bridge in the world, the tallest steel arch bridge, and, until 2012, the world's widest long-span bridge.

Today, it’s a major transport route for pedestrians, cyclists, cars and trains. Since 1998, adrenaline junkies have been able to climb the arches of the bridge (while safely harnessed in) on the BridgeClimb experience.

The Harbour Bridge is also a major part of the city’s New Year's Eve; since 1997, various images and words have been illuminated on the bridge using rope lights.

Pont Jacques Chaban-Delmas - Bordeaux, France

The longest vertical-lift bridge in Europe, the Pont Jacques Chaban-Delmasat is 380 feet long and can raise and lower its span a whopping 252 vertical feet, allowing tall ships to sail under it even when the Garonne River is at high tide. The bridge opened in 2013 and transports cars, bikes, trams and pedestrians across the river.

This striking monument is best seen up close, either on foot while crossing it or from below on a ship. But it can also be viewed from either side of the river or from La Cité du Vin, Bordeaux’s eight-story museum of wine.

Vasco da Gama Bridge - Lisbon, Portugal

Stretching 11 miles over the Tagus River and named for the legendary Portuguese explorer, the Vasco da Gama bridge was built in 1998 for the Lisbon World Exposition. The bridge is the longest in Europe; it’s so long, in fact, that engineers had to account for the curvature of the earth when building it.

This incredible feat of engineering only took 18 months for 3,300 workers to complete, though it came at a cost of about $1 billion. The bridge is so long that on cloudy days, it’s impossible to see from one end of it to the other.

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Total number of museums

City - Figure - Date - Source

Amsterdam 144 2018 Netherlands Museums Association

Austin 38 2018 MusuemsUSA/CAMP

Bogotá 77 2018 SIMCO/Red Nacional de Museos/Ministerio de Cultura

Brussels 93 2015 Conseil bruxellois des musées

Buenos Aires 74 2016 Direccion General de Museos GCBA

CapeTown 39 2018 Iziko Museums/City of Cape Town

Chengdu 150 2017 Chengdu Culture, Broadcasting, Television, Press and Publication Bureau

Dublin 62 2018 Department of Cultrue/ Heritage and the Gaeltacht/ Dublin City Council

Edinburgh 37 2018 National Museums Scotland/ Association of Scottish Visitor Attractions

Helsinki 76 2018 Kansallis Galleria / City of Helsinki

Hong Kong 40 2018 Leisure and Cultural Services Department

Istanbul 71 2014 Istanbul Provincial Directorate of Culture and Tourism

Johannesburg 60 2012 COJ 2030 Report/VANSA

Lagos 12 2018 Lagos State Government

Lisbon 44 2016 Direção Geral do Património Cultural/ PORDATA

London 192 2017 Department for Digital, Culture, Media & Sport / Greater London Authority

Los Angeles 219 2015 Institute of Museum & Library Services

Madrid 59 2014 Directorio de Museos y Colecciones Espana

Melbourne 44 2018 Visit Victoria/Yellow Pages

Milan 90 2018 Comune di Milano

Montréal 66 2017 Ville de Montréal, Direction du développement culturel

Moscow 261 2018 The Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation / museum.ru

New York 140 2018 Alliance for the Arts/NYC-ARTS

Oslo 21 2018 The Norwegian Museum Association/ Arts Council Norway

Paris 297 2018 Apur, Drac Ile-de-France, IAU Ile-de-France, Ministère de la Culture

Rome 30 2017 ROMA CAPITALE MIUR

San Francisco 132 2015 Institute of Museum and Library Services

Seoul 201 2017 Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism

Shanghai 120 2014 Shanghai Municipal Administration of Culture, Radio, Film & TV

Shenzhen 43 2017 Institute for Cultural Industries Shenzhen University

Singapore 54 2017 Singapore Cultural Statistics/ National Heritage Board

Stockholm 86 2,016 Swedish Agency for Cultural Policy Analysis / Swedish Museums Association

Sydney 79 2013 Museums and Galleries NSW

Taipei 131 2017 Ministry of Culture/ Department of Cultural Affairs, Taipei City Government

Tokyo 173 2016 Tokyo Statistical Yearbook 2016

Toronto 76 2018 Ontario Museum Association

Vienna 56 2014 Vienna Annual Statistics 2014

Warsaw 66 2018 Ministry of Culture and National Heritage/ Central Statistical Office of Poland

Zurich 43 2018 Statistics City of Zurich

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20 obras de arte para ver antes de morrer - e onde encontrá-las.

"A work o art has no importance whatever to society. It is only important to the individual."

So says Vladimir Nabokov. What the great Russian author meant, essentially, is that art is subjective. And he's not wrong. Art is in the eye of the beholder — which is precisely what makes it universal.

20. “Sunday Afternoon on La Grande Jatte,” Georges Seurat (1884)

Considered to be Seurat's greatest work, this masterpiece was not always held in such high regard. When it was first displayed in Paris in the late 19th century, it was met with adjectives like “bedlam” and “scandal.”

Today, however, Seurat’s use of juxtaposed dabs of color, optical blending and scientific precision (now known as Pointillism) is considered nothing short of brilliant. The artist used Egyptian and Greek sculpture and Italian Renaissance frescoes as inspiration to evoke a sense of permanence in the painting.

He explained once to the poet Gustave Kahn, "The Panathenaeans of Phidias formed a procession. I want to make modern people, in their essential traits, move about as they do on those friezes, and place them on canvases organized by harmonies of color."

Where to See “Sunday Afternoon”

The painting is housed at the Art Institute of Chicago, one of the oldest and most important museums in the U.S., home to works by the likes of Picasso, Hopper, Monet and many other luminaries.

To stay in the neighborhood, book a room at the new Hotel Julian. Built into a 102-year-old high-rise on Michigan Avenue, the boutique hotel boasts views of Millennium Park from many of its rooms.

19. “Ecstasy of Saint Teresa,” Gian Lorenzo Bernini (1652)

Bernini's iconic sculpture was commissioned by Cardinal Federico Corner of Venice to be a part of his burial chapel. It depicts Saint Teresa of Avila, a Spanish nun, mystic and writer during the Counter-Reformation. She was known for her writings on experiencing periodic moments of rapture, when she would feel consumed by the love of God and lifted to a place of ecstasy. Eventually she became the patron saint for the ill.

The sculpture is considered to be the pinnacle of Bernini's work, and embodies not only extraordinary sculpting skill but a flair for the theatrical. The sculpture shocks with its surprisingly explicit sensuality and raw eroticism.

Where to See “Ecstasy of Saint Teresa”

Today the sculpture can be found in the Corner Chapel in Santa Maria della Vittoria in Rome, a sacred setting that makes its erotic nature all the more striking. Santa Maria della Vittoria dates back to 1605, and features sublime Baroque architecture.

Located in one of Rome's most affluent addresses, Via Veneto, La Piccola Maison is an excellent choice for local accommodation. It lives in 19th century bones and evokes historic charm with parquet floors and Venetian glass lamps.

18. Angkor Wat, Cambodia (Early 12th Century)

One of the most important sites in all of Southeast Asia is the site of Angkor, an area that extends more than 154 square miles and consists of dozens of temples, hydraulic structures and communication routes. For hundreds years it existed as the center of the Khmer Kingdom, accented with ornately carved monuments, reservoirs and temples, among them the legendary Angkor Wat.

One of the seven wonders of the world, Angkor Wat took an estimated 30 years to build and is the largest monument of the Angkor group, and the best preserved. It is an architectural masterpiece with perfect composition, balance, proportions and sculptures.

It is believed that it was a funerary temple for King Suryavarman II, and it is positioned to the west to conform to the symbolism between the setting sun and death.

Where to Stay Near Angkor Wat

Angkor Wat is one of the prime reasons to visit the city of Siem Reap in Cambodia. It is a bucket-list destination for luxury travelers and backpackers alike, as appreciation of its beauty knows no limitations. Tip: one of the best times to see Angkor Wat is at sunrise, so get there early to secure a spot behind one of the reservoirs to catch its mirrored reflection as the sun rises behind it.

Be sure to book a room at the brand-new Treeline Urban Resort. This boutique, chic resort is Cambodian owned and designed, inspired by the Angkorian trees that line the property. Fronting the Siem Reap riverfront, the resort is designed with nature in mind, with clean lines, touches of green, brown and earth tones, and a sparkling infinity pool, all surrounded by lush vegetation. An onsite spa and noodle bar round out the experience.

17. The Elgin Marbles (447-432 BC)

Built nearly 2,500 years ago as a temple dedicated to the Greek goddess Athena, The Parthenon in Athens is one of the most revered archaeological structures of all time, known for the beautiful marble sculptures that adorned it.

Over the next millennium, the structure served as a church of the Virgin Mary of the Athenians, then a mosque, and finally the ruin that we know today. During this time the spectacular sculptures that lived there were damaged, and by the 19th century archaeologists agreed that those that survived could never be attached, and so live in museums in Greece and London.

The sculptures in London, known as the Elgin Marbles, have been on public display since 1817. Constructed by the architect and sculpture Phidias, they consist of friezes, pediment sculptures and fragmented statues from the walls of the Parthenon, as well as the northeast column, blocks of wall crown (crown molding) and various other antiquities.

Where to See The Elgin Marbles

Their shipment to England in the 19th century stirred quite a bit of controversy over ownership of cultural artifacts and the return of antiquities to their places of origin. Still, much of the Elgin Marbles can be seen at the British Museum in London.

The British Museum is one of London’s most visited attractions, so there are plenty of hotel options nearby. The museum sits between two of central London’s most important neighborhoods – Bloomsbury and Covent Garden. The Bloomsbury Hotel offers high-end comfort near the museum, and is somewhat of a historical attraction it itself. The Neo-Georgian building has 153 rooms, each with high-tech touches like Nespresso machines, iPod docking stations and heated floors in the marble bathrooms. The Club Bar harkens back to the 1920s and ‘30s with classic craft cocktails, while the Dalloway Terrace is the spot to enjoy afternoon tea.

16. “Sistine Madonna,” Raphael (1512-1513)

Commissioned by Pope Julius II, Raphael's Sistine Madonna is one of the most iconic works of art from the Renaissance. It depicts a vision appearing to saints in the clouds. In the center is the Virgin walking with the baby Christ in her arms. Pope Sixtus II and a kneeling St. Barbara round out the scene. The two cherubs perched at the bottom of the painting were added at the end of the process, but have become two of the most recognized figures in art history.

Where to see “Sistine Madonna”

The Sistine Madonna resides within the Gemaldegalerie Alte Meister, one of the world’s finest Renaissance-era museums, in Dresden, Germany.

Want to stay nearby? Opt for one of the 58 swanky rooms at the Bulow Palais next to the Konigstrasse in the Baroque quarter of the city. It's luxury with an approachable air, meaning high quality of services and rooms without the stuffiness of a traditional European five-star. It is in a prime location for sightseeing, as well, and there is a Michelin-starred restaurant and spa on site.

15. “Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe,” Édouard Manet (1862)

Considered to be the jumping-off point for modern art, Manet's “Luncheon on the Grass” challenged the norm of traditional art with its blatant incongruities.

A naked woman sits on the grass having lunch with two distinguished, clothed bourgeois men. It was not so much the nudity that made the painting both provocative and pivotal — it was that the woman was naked and the men were clothed, suggesting that she was not a goddess, but a prostitute.

Where to See “Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe”

The painting can be found at the Musee d’Orsay in Paris, which contains one of the world’s foremost collections of French art — including pieces not only by Manet, but by Monet, Renoir, Degas and many other luminaries.

The Hotel de Lille, in the heart of bohemian Saint-Germain, is a short walk from the museum. The guest house dates from the 19th century and was once a resting spot for artists, writers and students. There are 15 rooms and suites, each influenced with the spirit of past creators who breathed life into Saint-German, like Miles Davis, Henry Miller, Ernest Hemingway, Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre.

14. “Virgin and Child with Canon van der Paele,” Jan van Eyck (1436)

Dutch painter Jan van Eyck is known for his fascination with optical concepts and effects. His “Virgin and Child with Canon Joris van Der Paele” is one of the best examples of his work. The painting shows Van Der Paele, a canon of the Church of Saint Donation in Bruges, kneeling before the Virgin and Child. On either side is Saint George and Saint Donation.

A light source seems to be coming from the upper left on the painting, illuminating the scene within the dark interior of a church.

Where to see “Virgin and Child”

“Virgin and Child” is housed in the Gemaldegalerie, an art museum in Berlin. It holds one of the world's best collections of European paintings from the 13th to the 18th centuries.

Book a room at the Maritim proArte Hotel Berlin on iconic Friedrichstraße. The modern hotel offers free Wi-Fi, marble bathrooms, a swimming pool and a tapas restaurant.

13. Hagia Sophia, Turkey (537)

The Hagia Sophia is one of the most important and historic structures in the art world. It was the largest church constructed by the Roman Empire in Istanbul and has had three iterations throughout the centuries built on the same spot. The current structure was completed in 537 AD.

Today the structure combines the three basilica plans with the central dome. The columns are made of marble, and all the walls have been decorated with stunning mosaics made up of gold, silver, glass, terra cotta and colorful stones.

Where to Stay Near the Hagia Sophia

The Hagia Sophia is one of the top attractions in Istanbul, and is within walking distance to the Blue Mosque and Topkapi Palace. Tomtom Suites is a luxury boutique option close to the site, and a chic, comfortable option for travelers. It has 20 suites and a rooftop terrace with views of the old town, all housed in a century-old historic building. A mediterranean restaurant offers views of Prince Island.

12. “View of Delft,” Johannes Vermeer, The Netherlands (1660-1661)

Marcel Proust once said, "Ever since I saw the ‘View of Delft’ in the museum in The Hague, I have known that I had seen the most beautiful painting in the world."

Those are some pretty strong words, and for good reason. Vermeer’s oil-painting masterpiece depicting the townscape of Delft is all about the details. In addition to perfectly capturing the natural light for that time of day (the clock on the tower says 7 o'clock), Vermeer painted 15 figures, six dressed according to their social standing, and mixed grains of sand into the paint to achieve a magnificent texture and 3D effect.

The “View of Delft” was also done through camera obscura, a natural optic phenomenon that occurs when an image is projected through a small hole and reversed and inverted.

Where to See the “View of Delft”

The “View of Delft” is on display at the Mauritshuis museum at The Hague. The Hague is the seat of the Netherlands' parliament and home to the royal family. Its green streets are flanked with historic buildings, cafes, palaces and embassies.

For a lovely boutique-hotel experience, opt for The Paleis Hotel in the center of town. Cozy rooms feature romantic decor, and the Mauritshuis is a quick walk away.

11. Taj Mahal, India (1632)

One of the most iconic landmarks in the world, everyone can close their eyes and picture the Taj Mahal. Seeing this UNESCO World Heritage Site (and one of the World's Wonders) in person, however, is an entirely different experience. One of the world's greatest pillars to eternal love, the Taj Mahal is a mausoleum built entirely out of marble and bedazzled with semi-precious stones. It is the eternal resting place of the Queen Mumtaz Mahal and her King, Shah Jahan.

Known for its perfectly constructed proportions and mesmerizing geometrical patterns, as well as its lush and perfectly sculpted gardens and fountains, this historic monument is a truly unforgettable work of art.

Where to Stay Near the Taj Mahal

The Taj Mahal lives in Agra, India, on the banks of the River Yamuna. It draws nearly 8 million visitors per year.

Visiting the Taj Mahal will be an overwhelming experience, not only because of its magnificence, but also because of the hordes of crowds who visit it. So it's best to have a hotel close by, and one that is comfortable, so you can maximize your time at the monument. Just a half mile from the Taj Mahal is The Gateway Hotel Fatehabad Road. This luxury hotel offers views of the Taj Mahal from most of its rooms.

10. “Les Demoiselles d'Avignon,” Pablo Picasso (1907)

When it comes to the school of Cubism, there is no more iconic painting than Picasso's “Les Demoiselles d'Avignon.” Using what would become his trademark style, Picasso threw the rules of traditional form out the window and instead used distortion and geometric forms to portray the female body. Before debuting this iconic piece of art, Picasso famously prepared with hundreds of sketches and studies.

In 2007, “Newsweek” dubbed this painting the "most influential work of art of the last 100 years."

Where to See “Les Demoiselles d'Avignon”

Picasso’s masterpiece can be seen at the Museum of Modern Art in New York, which is home to two other legendary Cubist paintings as well: Picasso’s “Ma Jolie” and Georges Braque’s “Man with a Guitar.”

Looking to stay in close proximity to these classics? The Kimpton Hotel Eventi near Herald Square has been recently revamped, and features its own impressive rotating display of art. Other amenities include an in-house spa, an outdoor plaza that boasts a big screen for movies, and a lovely outdoor veranda overlooking 6th Avenue.

9. “Saint Mark,” Donatello (1411-13)

Created by master sculptor Donatello, the “Saint Mark” statue is one of his most famous. Made completely of marble, the towering artifact is intricately carved and stands at more than 7 feet, 9 inches tall.

Details go so far as to portray the layers of the figure’s robes and the veins in his hands.

Where to See "Saint Mark"

The original “Saint Mark” stands inside the Orsanmichele church in Florence, which would be worth a visit even if it didn’t house an artistic masterwork. The church is located in a former grain market, and dates back to 1337.

Want to stay nearby? B&B Dell'Olio, in Florence's historic district, is a charming and minimalist-style B&B, just a stone's throw from Piazza del Duomo. The bones of the hotel date to the 18th century, when it housed the Albergo dell'Aquila Nera hotel, a spot frequented by Mozart and his family.

Round out your trip by checking out other astonishing works in the artistic mecca of Florence, including “The Florentine Pieta” and “The Slaves” by Michelangelo.

8. Borobudur, Indonesia (8th Century)

The Borobudur Temple Compounds is a famous Buddhist temple on the island of Java in Indonesia. Circular platforms are surrounded by 72 stupas, each with its own Buddha statue.

The UNESCO World Heritage Site was built in perfect accordance with the conception of the universe, according to Buddhist cosmology, and reveals the blending of the ideas of ancestor worship and the concept of attaining Nirvana. Three monuments sit on the compound, namely the Borobudur Temple and two smaller temples, Mendut Temple and Pawon Temple.

It was used until the 15th century, when it was abandoned. It was later rediscovered in the 19th century.

Where to Stay Near Borobudur

Borobudur can be found on the island of Java in Indonesia, which is one of the larger, more developed islands. For those who want to stay near the temple, Villa Borobudur Resort is a wonderful luxury hotel that combines culture, nature and art. Villas and suites are tucked into lush jungle, and each is inspired by the temple itself. Villas are decorated with beautiful earth tones and pops of bright color, and some even have private plunge pools.

7. Camera Picta, Andrea Mantegna (1465-1474)

The Camera Picta, also known as the Camera delis Sposi, is a room in the Ducal Palace that’s strewn with stunning frescoes featuring illusionistic paintings by Andrea Mantegna.

Illusionistic painting is a technique where the artist creates a work that seems to share the physical space with the viewer. Rather than looking inward onto a scene, it’s as if the viewer is immersed in it. The technique is used to particularly extraordinary effect on the ceiling of the Camera Picta, featuring a brilliant blue sky.

This is one of the earliest-ever illusionistic ceiling paintings, and it remains among the most revered.

Where to See the Camera Picta

The Ducal Palace, where the frescoes can be found, is located in Mantua, Italy, a romantic, lake-fringed town located about 60 miles outside Venice. Though other Italian cities garner more attention for their cultural scenes, Mantua was an artistic hub during the Renaissance and is home to many other spectacular frescoes, paintings and sculptures.

Stay near the Ducal Palace at Hotel Casa Poli, a contemporary design hotel with clean lines, earth tones, pops of color and geometric furniture.

6. “Mona Lisa,” Leonardo da Vinci (1503-1519)

Perhaps the world's most well-known (and hotly debated) work of art, the “Mona Lisa” is the masterpiece of Leonardo da Vinci. Painted sometime between 1503 and 1519, when da Vinci was living in Florence, it is famous for being so alluringly enigmatic.

No one knows who the woman in the painting is, or what exactly she’s half-smiling about. Theories have been tossed around for centuries (is it a feminized self-portrait? Leonardo’s mother?), but none have ever been proven.

In any case, this is one of the most visited, written about, sung about and talked about artworks of all time.

Where to See the “Mona Lisa”

The “Mona Lisa” lives at the spectacular Louvre in Paris, France, the largest art museum on the planet. One note of caution: though the Louvre houses an embarrassment of artistic riches, the “Mona Lisa” is most popular all, and can become swarmed with visitors. Try to go during Paris’ off season, November to March.

Stay at Le Roch Hotel and Spa, a boutique city hotel overlooking the Rue Saint-Roche. This street, festooned with Paris' classic wrought-iron balconies, leads directly to the Louvre.

5. “The Nightmare,” John Henry Fuseli (1781)

When Fuseli's “The Nightmare” was first exhibited to the public at the annual Royal Academy exhibition in London in 1782, it became an icon of horror. That reputation has sustained through to today.

The highly sexual painting has been the subject of debate for centuries, as to what its true implications are, with a woman strewn over a bed in distress (or ecstasy) as a devilish imp sits on her chest.

No one knows the true meaning behind “The Nightmare,” but what is known is that Fuseli wanted to intrigue the audience. Mission accomplished.

Where to See “The Nightmare”

The painting is housed in the Detroit Institute of Arts in Michigan, one of the most extensive artistic centers in the U.S., home to masterworks by legends like Andy Warhol, Georgia O’Keeffe and Dale Chihuly.

Nearby, The Inn on Ferry Street is one of the more unique places to stay in Detroit. The property is comprised of four restored Victorian mansions and two carriage houses, and features distinctly flavored guest rooms throughout.

4. The Forbidden City, Beijing (1420)

One of China's most impressive palaces, the Forbidden City is considered to be among the world's top five most important palaces of all time. It is a must-see for any first-time visit to China, and certainly a work of art in its own right. The world's largest imperial palace complex occupies 7.75 million square feet, making it three times larger than the Louvre in France. It took approximately 1 million workers to complete the structure.

Inside, the complex has more than 90 quarters and courtyards, 980 buildings and over 8,728 rooms. It is the world's largest collection of well-preserved medieval wooden structures, and every detail reflects features of traditional Chinese architecture. Twenty-four Chinese emperors lived here over the time of the Chinese dynasties.

Inside the Palace Museum is a first-rate collection of Chinese historical artifacts spanning thousands of years of Chinese history. It is considered to be one of the best museums in the world.

Where to Stay Near the Forbidden City

The Forbidden City is located in Beijing, which is one of China’s most populous and modern cities. A frenetic, dynamic city, Beijing is a perfect snapshot of what makes China so fascinating — old world tradition sitting side by side with cutting-edge modernity, from towering skyscrapers to centuries-old hutongs (historic neighborhoods veined with tiny alleys and traditional shops and restaurants).

A French-orient architectural gem houses the Beijing Hotel NUO, which blends traditional charm and priceless antiques with modern amenities like pampering spa services. The hotel is a 20-minute walk from the Forbidden City and Tiananmen Square, and less than an hour from the airport. East 33 Restaurant serves an international buffet, while Jaan Restaurant offers French dishes and an extensive wine list.

3. “Impression, Sunrise,” Claude Monet (1872)

“Impression, Sunrise” is credited with moving the art world into the Impressionist era of painting. Created from a scene in the port of Le Havre, France, Monet paints a hazy background, obscured by mist, with pops of orange and yellow depicting the setting sun, casting shadows across dark boats.

Original viewers of the work claimed that they were not able to recognize what was being depicted at all, as this style was nothing like they had ever seen before.

Where to See “Impression, Sunrise”

Fittingly, the painting can be found at an entire museum devoted to the works of Monet: The Musee Marmottan Monet in Paris. The museum boasts the world’s largest collection of its namesake’s works, plus other paintings by the likes of Gaugin, Manet and Morisot.

Not far away, modern meets baroque at MonHotel Lounge & Spa in the 16th arrondissement. The property is housed in a 1906 building bedecked with photos of old Hollywood glamor.

2. “The Starry Night,” Vincent van Gogh (1889)

Largely self-taught, Vincent van Gogh produced more than 2,000 paintings, watercolors, drawings and sketches over the course of his lifetime. And none is more famous than “The Starry Night,” featuring an explosive, expressive night sky, filled with intense swirling patterns, bright orbs and the crescent moon with Venus.

The painting is also notable for where it was painted: in a room at the Saint-Paul asylum in Saint-Remy, France, where van Gogh stayed while recovering from mental illness and his ear amputation.

Where to See “The Starry Night”

Like Picasso’s “Les Demoiselles d'Avignon,” “Starry Night” is on display at the Museum of Modern Art in New York, where it lures throngs of revelers. Go on a sunny day to avoid New York City’s massive rainy-day museum crowd.

1. Sistine Chapel Ceiling, Michelangelo (1508-1512)

One of the most visually stunning painted interior spaces in the world, this masterpiece by Michelangelo blankets the ceiling of one of the chapels in the Vatican.

In 1508, Pope Julius II commissioned Michelangelo to paint the ceiling. Not known for his work as a painter (he was heralded for his stonework like “David” and “La Pieta”), Michelangelo nevertheless took on the task, and the rest is art history. The sequence of paintings begins with Creation and moves to the story of Noah. But the two most important and famous scenes are his frescoes of the Creation of Adam and the Fall of Adam and Eve/Expulsion from the Garden.

The Sistine Chapel was designed to be the gathering place for cardinals selecting a new pope - a purpose it still serves today.

Where to See the Sistine Chapel Ceiling

The Sistine Chapel's ceiling is one of many extraordinary sights in Vatican City, which boasts 54 art galleries, including a particularly impressive collection of Renaissance works.

For a luxe B&B stay just a stone's throw from the Sistine Chapel, consider Vatican Chic. Housed in a historical building just behind the Vatican’s museums, the B&B is clean and modern, with elegant and comfortable guest rooms.

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Donald Trump avisado por 600 empresas dos EUA sobre a guerra de comércio

Numa carta para a casa branca, centenas de empresas e associações empresariais americanos apoiam Donald Trump no seu desejo de chegar a um acordo com a China, mas estão preocupadas com o aumento de direitos aduaneiros.

Esta é uma carta que é incomum que se receba na Casa Branca. Nela, os líderes de mais de 600 empresas e associações profissionais estão preocupados com a guerra de comércio entre os Estados Unidos e a China, e  apelam para uma rápida resolução do conflito através de um acordo. Os signatários incluem o Titã da distribuição Walmart e Target, os portos de Oakland e Seattle, Gap, fabricantes de roupa de Levi Strauss e especialista de desporto Foot Locker. A carta também é assinada pelas associações representativas dos diversos sectores, incluindo as autoridades portuárias, os padeiros, a indústria química ou restauradores.

«No nome de […]» os milhões de trabalhadores [eles usam] ", essas centenas de empresas incentivam a administração Trump para" negociar um acordo firme com a China que aborda os problemas estruturais de longa data, melhora a competitividade global. "Estados Unidos e elimina tarifas" entre os dois países. Eles não são contrários á acção do ocupante do escritório Oval, reconhecendo que os parceiros económicos de Washington devem "respeitar as regras do comércio mundial".

Carros eléctricos poluem mais? Alemanha diz que sim

Os germânicos corroboram que os carros eléctricos poluem mais que a diesel ou a gasolina.

A partir de um estudo realizado na Alemanha, o professor da Universidade de Colónia, Christoph Bucha, concluiu que os carros eléctricos são mais poluentes do que os veículos alimentados por combustíveis fósseis.

Neste estudo, aparece enfatizado que o carro eléctrico pode ter um impacto ambiental maior do que o carro a diesel ou a gasolina. Ao que acresce as fontes de alimentação serem mais poluentes do que os carros ‘térmicos’.

Sublinha-se ainda que todo o processo de extracção dos componentes que dão forma à bateria, como o lítio, o cobalto ou o manganês, tornam as emissões na produção do veículo eléctrico superiores à que emite um equivalente a gasóleo ou a gasolina durante a sua vida.

Segundo os especialistas, que também participaram neste estudo, neste processo é também avaliado o impacto industrial e ecológico da extracção do lítio.

O estudo conclui que, para níveis de autonomia semelhantes, os carros eléctricos terão maior impacto no que toca a emissões, do que um carro a diesel ou gasolina.

CGD e BPI procuram novo parceiro para o BCI

Acelerar: BIM e BCI, liderados por capital português, controlam mais de metade da banca moçambicana

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sector financeiro é, desde há vários anos, um dos mais dinâmicos da economia moçambicana e os bancos portugueses, aliados a parceiros locais, têm tido um papel relevante na modernização do sector. Aliás, são eles que o lideram. É inequívoco, a banca tem sido uma das áreas a puxar pelo crescimento do Produto Interno Bruto (PIB) de Moçambique que, em 2014, manteve-se acima dos 7%, tal como acontece desde 2011. Sinal desta dinâmica, os depósitos bancários no país, uma economia ainda pouco bancarizada, atingiram 45,3% do PIB em 2013, o que compara com apenas 22,5% em 2004.

É o Millennium bim que, desde a privatização do sector, lidera a banca em Moçambique, um lugar que está a ser disputado pelo BCI, banco que resulta de uma parceria entre a Caixa Geral de Depósitos (CGD), BPI e o grupo moçambicano Insitec.
A agitação é grande no sector, não só porque o BCI está a morder os calcanhares ao banco controlado pelo BCP, como também se preparam mudanças de fundo na estrutura acionista deste banco moçambicano, liderado pela Caixa (51%). É que, ao que o Expresso sabe, o grupo privado Insitec está a preparar a venda da sua participação de 18,12% no BCI, onde entrou em 2007, na altura em que o Estado português saiu da Hidroelétrica de Cahora Bassa (HCB).

A saída do grupo Insitec está em curso há algum tempo por razões que poderão estar relacionadas com o facto de o seu presidente, Celso Correia, se ter tornado o poderoso ministro da Terra, Ambiente e Desenvolvimento Rural do governo de Filipe Nyusi. A retirada da Insitec do BCI, que no passado equacionou comprar a participação de 51% da CGD, está a ser estudada há meses e tem até já candidatos, cujo nome não foi possível apurar.

A Caixa não está aparentemente interessada em reforçar a sua posição de 51%. E o BPI também dificilmente alterará a participação de 30% que detém no capital do BCI, até porque, sem saber se a fusão BCP/BPI avança, o banco está num impasse nesta matéria e não vai reforçar a posição num país onde o BCP tem já um banco, por sinal o maior. Sobre a venda da participação da Insitec, a Caixa e o BPI nada dizem.
Perspetivas positivas

“As perspetivas para a economia e para o sistema financeiro de Moçambique são boas. A economia vai crescer e o sistema financeiro vai crescer com ela”, afirma Gonçalo Quintino, sócio da Deloitte. Para este ano, a projeção é de um crescimento da economia também em torno dos 7%. Especialista no mercado moçambicano, Quintino nota, contudo, que o ritmo deste crescimento não é tão alto como se previa há dois anos, porque “a redução do preço do gás, de que Moçambique é produtor, refreou vários investimentos”.

A aposta tem gerado resultados para os grupos portugueses. O Millennium bim contava com 168 agências em junho deste ano (mais nove do que há um ano) e alcançou €47,9 milhões de resultados líquidos no primeiro semestre, mais 5,5% do que no mesmo período de 2014. Mais, a rentabilidade do capital, medida pelo Return on Equity, atingiu os 21%. Os recursos de clientes subiram 22,1% e o crédito a clientes cresceu 11,4%. O banco tem uma “história de sucesso”, com 20 anos, assente no que o diz ser uma “parceria exemplar”, entre o Millennium BCP e o Estado moçambicano (que tem 17,1% do capital). “É nossa convicção continuar a registar um crescimento em torno dos dois dígitos, o que nos deverá permitir manter uma rentabilidade dos capitais próprios em torno de 20%”, diz fonte do banco.

A meta do Millennium bim é crescer com a economia moçambicana. Para isso, “temos captado vários projetos de investimento para Moçambique — em conjunto com a banca de investimento do Millennium BCP —, somos líderes no segmento empresarial e temos o maior número de clientes (1,22 milhões), suportados pela grande presença em todas as províncias do país”, salienta.

Correr pela liderança
O BCI também está empenhado em crescer em Moçambique e a Caixa fez questão de o sublinhar na apresentação dos resultados do primeiro semestre, onde avançou que este ano já abriu 30 balcões e contratou 490 pessoas e assumiu estar a disputar a liderança com o bim.

“A Caixa está muito satisfeita com a evolução e o desempenho do BCI, que disputa a liderança do sector em Moçambique. O BCI tem vindo a crescer de forma sustentável e a alargar a sua presença, sendo o banco com maior cobertura geográfica e contribuindo para a bancarização do país. É também fundamental para a Caixa, e naturalmente para o BCI, a cada vez maior interação com os mercados subsarianos, nomeadamente com Angola e África do Sul, através do banco Mercantile, detido integralmente pela Caixa e o Banco Caixa Angola”, sublinha Nuno Fernandes Thomaz, vice-presidente da CGD e responsável pela área internacional do banco.

O BCI contava com uma rede de agências com 168 balcões no final de 2014, mais de um milhão de clientes. O BCI, com uma quota de mercado de cerca de 30% , contribuiu para os resultados da Caixa com €8,6 milhões no primeiro semestre deste ano. O banco tinha 2456 trabalhadores no final de 2014 e teve um crescimento dos depósitos de dois dígitos nos primeiros seis meses deste ano.

Estes dois bancos “disputam a liderança do mercado moçambicano e vão continuar a fazê-lo, com o BCI a aproximar-se do Bim nos últimos anos”, refereGonçalo Quintino. Até porque contam com uma grande estrutura comercial, que lhes permite concentrar a maioria da liquidez do mercado, em termos de recursos de clientes, colocando-os numa posição privilegiada para a concessão de crédito, lembra o sócio da Deloitte, salientando que as duas instituições mantêm, contudo, “uma política de crédito cuidadosa”. Juntas controlam cerca de 60% do sistema financeiro moçambicano.

Moza também quer crescer
O Moza Banco, onde o Novo Banco tem 49%, tem uma quota de mercado acima dos 6,5%. Contando com uma rede de cerca de meia centena de unidades de negócio espalhadas pelo país, o banco “tem vindo a crescer”, frisa Gonçalo Quintino. E pretende continuar nessa rota. Para isso, tem vindo a reforçar a sua presença nas principais cidades, desenvolvendo uma rede de agências locais. Em 2014, por exemplo, foram inaugurados oito balcões e a evolução da atividade ficou marcada “por fortes níveis de crescimento, com um aumento de 59% do ativo líquido, para €594 milhões, sendo já o quarto maior banco em Moçambique em total de ativos”, destacou o Novo Banco na apresentação de contas relativas a 2014.

Para o Novo Banco, “a participação no Moza Banco reforça a presença do grupo em África e posiciona o Novo Banco para participar ativamente no crescimento de Moçambique”. Contudo, há uma grande interrogação em torno do Moza: a sua estrutura acionista, já que o Novo Banco está em processo de venda.
Certo é que os bancos com capital português “continuam a ser os mais preponderantes em termos de banca comercial em Moçambique e prevê-se que continuem assim”, remata Gonçalo Quintino.

Ligações fortes: Portugal investe em Moçambique (3)

Nos últimos dois anos (2013 e 2014), o Millennium bim foi considerado pelas revistas “African Banker”, “Banker’s Almanac” e “The Banker Database” um dos 100 melhores bancos africanos e o “Banco Mais Inovador em África” pelo seu desempenho no “desenvolvimento de processos, produtos e serviços com maior inovação no sector bancário ao nível do continente africano”.

O Millennium bim constitui a face mais visíveis do domínio português no sector em Moçambique. Anteriormente designada Banco Comercial de Moçambique (BCM), há 20 anos foi privatizada pelo Millennium BCP de Portugal. Na altura não se imaginava que se pudesse tornar um dos bancos de referência em África.

É o maior grupo financeiro moçambicano, é líder do mercado bancário moçambicano com maiores ativos totais, depósitos e crédito; e conta com a maior rede de balcões, ATM e POS. Depois das instituições financeiras sul-africanas e angolanas é considerado o maior banco ao nível da região austral de África (SADC). No ano passado, O Millennium bim foi considerado pela “Global Finance”, pela quinta vez consecutiva, o “Melhor Banco de Moçambique”.

O relatório e contas do Millennium bim de 2014 revela que apesar da forte envolvente concorrencial, este banco “atingiu em 2014 um resultado líquido consolidado de 3,68 mil milhões de meticais, um aumento de 7% face ao período homólogo, permitindo uma rendibilidade dos capitais próprios (ROE) de 22,3% e um rácio de eficiência nos 44,3%.” No mesmo exercício económico, o crédito a clientes registou um crescimento de 18% face a 2013, tendo atingido os 59,9 mil milhões de meticais (€1,5 mil milhões), enquanto os recursos de clientes aumentaram 19%, cifrando-se nos 78,2 mil milhões de meticais (€1,96 mil milhões).

A margem financeira aumentou 16% impulsionada pelo efeito positivo do volume dos ativos geradores de juros, em particular do crédito concedido e dos ativos financeiros disponíveis para venda, “não obstante o efeito da taxa de juro desfavorável decorrente da descida da taxa de juro de mercado”, considera o relatório. O crescimento também foi registado nos investimentos em novos balcões. Entre 2011 e o primeiro semestre de 2015, o número de balcões passou dos anteriores 138 para 168. Nesse período, o número de clientes subiu de 1.024.000 para 1.306.000. Igualmente cresceu o número de colaboradores dos anteriores 2230, em 2011, para os atuais 2367, em 2014.

O Millennium bim nasceu de uma parceria estratégica entre o Banco Comercial Português, atualmente Millennium bcp, e o Estado moçambicano. Na sequência das alterações ao nível da estrutura acionista do Banco Comercial de Moçambique (BCM), o principal acionista do BIM-Banco Internacional de Moçambique, o Banco Comercial Português (BCP), viria a tornar-se o acionista de referência do BCM e do Banco Internacional de Moçambique. Esta evolução determinou a necessidade de se proceder à reorganização das estruturas na vertente operacional e comercial das respetivas instituições.
Nesse âmbito, deu-se início a projetos de racionalização e unificação de estruturas. Em 2001 foi concluído o processo de fusão entre os dois bancos. Já em 2006, o Banco Comercial Português assume a marca Millennium em todas as geografias onde estava presente. Em alinhamento, o Banco Internacional de Moçambique passa a ser Millennium bim como marca comercial.

Outros exemplos no país

BCI a crescer
Fundado em 1996 como um pequeno banco de Investimentos, o BCI é detido maioritariamente pela Caixa Geral de Depósitos com 51% e pelo Grupo BPI com 30 por cento. Segue-se o grupo moçambicano INSITEC, com 18,12% das ações. O relatório e contas do BCI revela que os ativos deste banco cresceram quase o dobro em quatro anos (2011-2014).

Moza premiada
O Moza Banco iniciou a sua atividade em 2008. Em 2012 foi classificado pela revista “The Banker” como o quinto banco em África que mais cresceu em termos de ativos. Mais recentemente foi galardoado pela publicação de especialidade na área financeira, “Global Banking and Finance Review”, como o b�anco comercial moçambicano com o mais rápido crescimento em 2014. O Moza Banco ocupa a quarta posição no ranking bancário nacional, com uma quota de mercado de 5,4. De 10,626 clientes em 2012, o Moza Banco possuía 35,368 clientes até dezembro de 2014, um crescimento médio de 82,5% ao ano. O Moza Banco é detido maioritariamente por capitais moçambicanos e pelo BES África, com capitais portugueses.

Sónia M. Lourenço e Lázaro Mabunda

Radicais islâmicos assassinam cinco pessoas e queimam 120 casas em Palma

O grupo de radicais islâmicos que aterroriza o norte da província de Cabo Delgado, no norte de Moçambique atacou a aldeia de Maganja e matou cinco pessoas.

Cinco pessoas foram assassinadas, ontem à noite, na aldeia de Maganja, distro de Palma, no norte de Moçambique, num ataque que, ao que tudo indica, terá sido levado a cabo pelo grupo de radicais islâmicos que aterroriza Cabo Delgado.

Os ataques ocorreram, às 23h00 de ontem, Cinco pessoas foram mortas, quatro com recurso a catanas e uma atingida a tiro. Os atacantes incendiaram ainda 120 casas.

As forças armadas só se deslocaram ao local na manhã de hoje, alegadamente por não haver condições para avançar antes.

Este é o segundo ataque num intervalo de quatro dias. O primeiro tinha ocorrido na terça-feira, quando o grupo de alegados terroristas assassinou à catanada quatro pessoas na aldeia de Lipandakua, no distrito de Macomia, província de Cabo Delgado. O mesmo grupo incendiou ainda cerca de 40 casas naquela localidade.

Com o novo ataque sobe para nove o número de vítimas mortais atribuídas ao grupo, esta semana. Desde o início dos confrontos no norte de Moçambique já morreram cerca de 50 pessoas e foram destruídas mais de 400 casas.

Lázaro Mabunda

O ciclone IDAI e nossa reputação

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Lázaro Mabunda

O ciclone IDAI veio descobrir a nossa pobreza, expor a nossa incompetência, despir o nosso orgulho e escangalhar o pouco que restava da nossa reputação. Somos um país que se julga país, quando, na verdade, de país apenas temos nome. Somos uma nação que ainda não passou de um projecto de uma nação. Gritámos e reclamámos que somos patriotas, quando queremos dar golpes corruptos sobre a nossa pátria.
O ciclone reforça a minha reclamação e a reclamação de muitos excluídos de participar na construção de um país de todos e para todos. A partir de hoje, porque atingimos o grau zero de reputação, o Governo deve deixar de olhar para os que pensam diferentes como oposicionistas e como "eles" contra "nós". Deve olhar "eles" como aqueles que querem construir uma nação e um país no qual todos sonham viver. Devemos construir um país em que os moçambicanos não sonhem abandonar, mas aquele que todo o cidadão que esteja fora não veja a hora de regressar ao seu país. Tínhamos chegado a esse nível, mas alguns que se julgam mais patriotas retrocederam o país para níveis humilhantes. Hoje, o moçambicano no exterior sofre bullying, é visto como aquele país em que o seu governo "escondeu uma dívida", aquele país com taxas de juros mais altas do mundo, aquele país amaldiçoado, onde acontece todo o tipo de maldade, aquele inferno.
Já houve tempo que em as notícias eram sobre milhares de estrangeiros repatriados semanalmente. Éramos procurados, porque éramos a terra prometida.
O ciclone IDAI despiu-nos. Andámos com uma mão a cobrir os nossos órgãos genitais e outra a cobrir o nosso traseiro. Todos nós. Explico porquê.
1. Em 44 anos de independência andámos em conflitos entre nós. Andámos a investir em forças armadas, forças policiais e em Serviços de Segurança para controlar os Mabundas e companhia que criticam a nossa governação. Investimos nessas instituições para assegurarem as nossas vitórias eleitorais.
2. Quando o IDAI nos fustigou, não fomos nós que salvamos os nosso maravilhoso povo. Foram estrangeiros: sul-africanos, europeus, americanos, asiáticos. Foram as organizações das Nações Unidas como PMA que alugaram helicópteros e aviões de carga. Não foram os militares, polícias nem sises altamente equipados. Estes têm mais armas e carros blindados para disparar e espancar os indefesos.
3. Quando o IDAI nos despiu as calças e toda a nossa roupa interior, foram as ONGs que combatemos que foram nos salvaram e continuam a salvar-nos.
4. Os sul-africanos e os ocidentais vieram fazer o que nós não conseguimos fazer: trouxeram seus avião para salvar milhares de pessoas, enquanto nós discutíamos se Daviz Simango foi ou não convidado ao Conselho de Ministro da Beira. Enquanto os ocidentais e sul-africanos salvavam o nosso povo, o nosso Presidente, em vez de disponibilizar o seu helicóptero para a salvamento das pessoas, sobrevoava as zonas afectadas, assistindo às pessoas penduradas nas árvores e nos tectos quão fotojornalista em plena actividade.
5. Enquanto não sabíamos o que fazer e o nosso povo bebia a mesma água turva que o matava, eles abriram furos de água e purificavam a mesma água, tornando-a potável.
6. Quando as doenças nos deixavam desesperados e nus, com as duas mãos nas mesmas posições, eis que eles drenam toneladas de medicamentos e vacinas para cólera. Nós sempre assistindo. Enquanto a fome espreitava e nós, sempre improdutivos, apareceram eles para nos dar de comer.
7. Quando esses donativos vinham em dinheiro e em espécie, emergiu outro problema. Ninguém confia em nós porque somos ladrões, corruptos, imorais e amorais. Os que nos ajudam, em vez de se preocupar em angariar donativos, tinham de se preocupar com a nossa falta de integridade, com a nossa capacidade e competência em roubar mesmo perante um fiscalizador. Tinham de nos pressionar para encontrarmos um auditor que pudesse servir de fiscal, um guarda, um sentinela, porque senão os seus donativos não chegavam aos necessitados. Humilhante. Somos humilhados pela nossa incompetência e pela nossa falta de integridade.
8. Enfim, nós somos incompetentes. Não conseguimos produzir a nossa comida, não conseguimos construir infra-estruturas hidráulicas que amortecesse o impacto das cheias como tem acontecido sempre que os rios enchem, não temos mecanismos de evacuação das pessoas, não temos mecanismos de resgates das pessoas, não conseguimos purificar a água, nem tirar as pessoas sobre os tectos e árvores.
Então, o que nós sabemos? Ahhhh, boa pergunta. O que sabemos é roubar aos pobres, violentar os pobres e indefesos que reclamam, sequestrar e assassinar à luz do dia os que nos querem iluminar com o seu conhecimento. O que nós sabemos perfeitamente fazer é inventar prioridades para roubar. Investir em forças de defesa e segurança para garantir os nossos resultados eleitorais e controlar os que nos criticam. O que nós sabemos bem é ameaçar, deter e acusar jornalistas que nos fiscalizam.
Mais o que nós mais bem sabemos fazer é não fazer nada. O resultado é esse: o IDAI despiu-nos.

LAZARO MABUNDA  é jornalista e licenciado em Ciência Política.  Em 14 anos de jornalismo ganhou 12 prémios, 7 nacionais e 5 internacionais

O INFERNO CIENTIFICAMENTE EXPLICADO

O Inferno, explicado por um estudante de Engenharia

O que se segue é (alegadamente) uma pergunta que saiu num exame de um curso de Engenharia numa universidade americana. A resposta de certo estudante foi tão criativa que o professor a partilhou por e-mail com vários colegas.

- Pergunta: O Inferno é exotérmico (liberta calor) ou endotérmico (absorve calor)?

A maioria dos alunos respondeu baseando as suas opiniões na lei de Boyle (o gás arrefece quando se expande e aquece quando é comprimido), ou nalguma variante disso. Houve um aluno que, no entanto, deu a resposta que se segue.

"Primeiro, precisamos de saber como a massa do Inferno está a variar com o tempo. Portanto, precisamos de saber a taxa a que as almas se estão a mover para o Inferno e a taxa a que o estão a deixar. Acho que podemos assumir seguramente que uma vez que uma alma entra no Inferno ela nunca mais de lá sai. Portanto, não há almas a sair. Para verificarmos qual a quantidade de almas que entram no Inferno, vamos olhar para as diferentes religiões que existem no mundo actual. A maioria dessas religiões afirma que quem não é membro dessa religião vai para o Inferno. Como há mais do que uma dessas religiões, e como as pessoas não pertencem a mais do que uma religião, podemos prever que todas as almas vão para o Inferno. Com as taxas de natalidade e mortalidade actuais, podemos esperar que o número de almas no Inferno aumente exponencialmente.

Agora, vamos olhar para a taxa de variação de volume do Inferno, porque a lei de Boyle afirma que, para que a temperatura e a pressão no Inferno se mantenham constantes, o volume do Inferno tem de se expandir proporcionalmente à medida que são adicionadas mais almas. Isto abre duas possibilidades:

1. Se o Inferno se expandir a uma taxa inferior à da taxa a que as almas entram, então a temperatura e a pressão no Inferno vão aumentar até ele explodir.

2. Se o Inferno se expandir a uma taxa superior à do aumento de almas no Inferno, então a temperatura e a pressão irão baixar até que o Inferno congele.

Então, qual das hipóteses é a correcta?

Se aceitarmos a afirmação da Mary no meu ano de caloiro de que “o Inferno vai congelar antes de eu ir para a cama contigo”, e tendo em conta o facto de que eu dormi com ela a noite passada, então a hipótese número 2 deve ser a verdadeira, e portanto tenho a certeza de que o Inferno é exotérmico e já congelou.

O corolário desta teoria é que, uma vez que o Inferno congelou, então já não aceita mais nenhuma alma e está, portanto, extinto, passando a existir apenas o Céu e provando assim a existência de um ser divino, o que explica porque é que ontem à noite a Mary gritava “Oh, meu Deus! Oh, meu Deus!”

Este estudante teve a única nota máxima!